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thrivinginmoonlight:

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nepentheiii replied to your post: “I’ve probably gained weight this week so I’ve elected to not weigh…”:

Ugh everyone at my work is obsessed with healthy eating and it’s all they talk about at work. While also having a silent competition about who can eat the tiniest salad without fainting. It’s like, eat a Mars bar and get over yourselves.

Right?! Life’s too short to deprive yourself to the point of ridiculousness

Yes girls, welcome to school staff rooms. I’ve literally had someone say they’re slightly jealous that I had issues with eating at uni because now I’m so thin. One school I worked in was weight watchers central. Generally they’ll eat nothing for a while and then explode and eat everything and then whine about it the next day. Just hope they don’t start replacing meals with shakes any time soon…
"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."
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Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

ahippiehousewife:

lil-ghost-pepper:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

As an adult I would confirm this but so far grocery…

Ah yes that will be why! We have something like 20+ recipes we regularly use so that makes it much quicker. I keep meaning to look up new ones as I would like more but I never seem to have the time!

"When I started making those weird voices, a lot of people told me how whack it was,” she says, “‘What the fuck are you doing?’ they’d say. ‘Why do you sound like that? That doesn’t sound sexy to me.’ And then I started saying, Oh, that’s not sexy to you? Good. I’m going to do it more. Maybe I don’t want to be sexy for you today."
-Nicki Minaj (via hotsenator)

lil-ghost-pepper:

mustbekarma:

So far adulthood is just going grocery shopping, realizing you didn’t plan well or logically, going grocery shopping again, repeat ad infinitum. 0/10 stars, would not recommend

As an adult I would confirm this but so far grocery shopping is the ONLY thing I’ve got down and it consists of making a comprehensive meal plan for two weeks, making a master list of all the ingredients, condensing the master list based on what I have in the house and what I can buy in bulk, then making a revised list where all the things are listed in groups of like things (vegetables, dairy, etc.) and in order of where I can find them in the store. It’s like a full two hour process. 0/10 would not recommend.

That’s pretty much the same process we use here and I promise you get used to it and it gets faster/easier!

Dear Mr. Handsome muscular man on the tube,

I’m sorry you had to deal with a majority of me being squished against you, but I can’t say I didn’t enjoy it.

Sincerely,
Me

So fucking annoyed

Show up at a client’s house and her grandmother casually tells me she’s at college and will be free tomorrow, like I spend my days sitting around waiting to go see her. I then had to explain to her that if the regular time I go see her needs to change she has to actually tell someone.

And I’m so pissed off because if she had been bothered to tell us when she found out I could have taken my other client to her college induction and all the panic last night and today could have been avoided.